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Lies My Fortune Cookie Told Me

Description:

I'd just finished lunch sitting at my desk at work. I'd managed to pick up some Chinese food. Now it was time to open my fortune cookie.

"Success and wealth are in your future" the fortune said. I think I laughed out loud. When you get a fortune like that and you're feeling stuck and frustrated with your job, sometimes its either laugh or cry, isn't it? I imagine my two office mates were curious about my sudden laughter, so I shared my fortune with them, and probably bluntly and openly decried, "Lies!"

Indeed, as if with a lying forked-tongue the fortune cookies tell us what they think we want to hear.

Improper promises

Placating platitudes

False flattery

This book takes the fortune cookie fibs and adds photographs of a variety of subjects (including lots of pictures of animals- especially cuddly kitties big and small!). The lies given to us in the guise of wisdom, advice, fortune telling, and amusement by concocted messages on little slips of paper are more palatable when they're paired with irony, humor, and cuteness, right?

This book will turn your bitter laughs and smiles into sweet smiles and laughs and make you look at fibbing fortune cookies in a whole new light.

Review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Very witty

M.t. · June 19, 2023

The artistic merit of this work is wonderful. I couldn't wait to see what image the next fortune would bring. If you have a fantastic sense of humor, I highly recommend it!

Lies My Fortune Cookie Told Me

Product ID: UO0P7WSXC97
Condition: New

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BHD1000

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Lies My Fortune Cookie Told Me

Product ID: UO0P7WSXC97
Condition: New

5

(2 ratings)
Type: Paperback

BHD1000

Price includes VAT & Import Duties
Availability: In Stock

Quantity:

|

Order today to get by

Free delivery on orders over BHD 20

Return and refund policies

Imported From: United States

At bolo.bh, we stand behind the authenticity and quality of every product we sell. We guarantee that all items offered on our website are 100% genuine, sourced directly from authorized distributors, trusted partners, or the original brands themselves.

We do not sell counterfeit, replica, or unauthorized goods. Each product undergoes thorough inspection and verification at our consolidation and fulfilment centers to ensure it meets our strict authenticity and quality standards before being shipped and delivered to you.

If you ever have concerns regarding the authenticity of a product purchased from us, please contact Bolo Support . We will review your inquiry promptly and, if necessary, provide documentation verifying authenticity or offer a suitable resolution.

Your trust is our top priority, and we are committed to maintaining transparency and integrity in every transaction.

All product information, including images, descriptions, and reviews, is provided by third-party vendors. bolo.bh is not responsible for any claims, promotions, or representations made within product content or images. For more accurate or detailed product information, please contact the manufacturer directly or reach out to Bolo Support.

Unless otherwise stated during checkout, all prices displayed on the product page include applicable taxes and import duties.

bolo.bh operates in accordance with the laws and regulations of Bahrain. Any items found to be restricted or prohibited for sale within the UAE will be cancelled prior to shipment. We take proactive measures to ensure that only products permitted for sale in Bahrain are listed on our website.

All items are shipped by air, and any products classified as “Dangerous Goods (DG)” under IATA regulations will be removed from the order and cancelled.

All orders are processed manually, and we make every effort to process them promptly once confirmed. Products cancelled due to the above reasons will be permanently removed from listings across the website.

Description:

I'd just finished lunch sitting at my desk at work. I'd managed to pick up some Chinese food. Now it was time to open my fortune cookie.

"Success and wealth are in your future" the fortune said. I think I laughed out loud. When you get a fortune like that and you're feeling stuck and frustrated with your job, sometimes its either laugh or cry, isn't it? I imagine my two office mates were curious about my sudden laughter, so I shared my fortune with them, and probably bluntly and openly decried, "Lies!"

Indeed, as if with a lying forked-tongue the fortune cookies tell us what they think we want to hear.

Improper promises

Placating platitudes

False flattery

This book takes the fortune cookie fibs and adds photographs of a variety of subjects (including lots of pictures of animals- especially cuddly kitties big and small!). The lies given to us in the guise of wisdom, advice, fortune telling, and amusement by concocted messages on little slips of paper are more palatable when they're paired with irony, humor, and cuteness, right?

This book will turn your bitter laughs and smiles into sweet smiles and laughs and make you look at fibbing fortune cookies in a whole new light.

Review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Very witty

M.t. · June 19, 2023

The artistic merit of this work is wonderful. I couldn't wait to see what image the next fortune would bring. If you have a fantastic sense of humor, I highly recommend it!

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