5.0 out of 5 stars Four Purchases, Zero Bites: My Complicated Relationship with Emergency Chocolate.

e. · April 6, 2025

(function() { P.when('cr-A', 'ready').execute(function(A) { if(typeof A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel === 'function') { A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel('review_text_read_more', 'Read more of this review', 'Read less of this review'); } }); })(); .review-text-read-more-expander:focus-visible { outline: 2px solid #2162a1; outline-offset: 2px; border-radius: 5px; } Alright, so peep this: I'm stockin' up for the end of days (or just a really bad Tuesday), and this chocolate survival brick is my go-to. Now, full disclosure, my taste buds haven't had a field day with these tabs yet – still sealed tighter than Fort Knox.But here's the kicker: this is my fourth time snaggin' this very box! That's right, I'm a repeat offender in the emergency chocolate game. Why? 'Cause a 25-year shelf life is kinda insane in the best way possible. Plus, the whole gluten-free, non-GMO thing? That's just responsible apocalypse prepping, I guess.Look, I ain't pretendin' this is gonna be a Willy Wonka experience (again, haven't tasted!). But the fact that I keep clickin' 'buy again' on this chocolate doomsday stash says somethin'. It's like my safety net, but edible (allegedly).So yeah, haven't popped one, but I'm trustin' the process. If the SHTF, at least I'll have a potentially chocolatey way to cope. Four purchases and zero taste tests – that's my level of faith in this emergency chocolate.This review represents my personal opinion and experience with this product. I am not affiliated with the manufacturer or seller, and this review should not be interpreted as an endorsement or professional advice. Any reliance on the information provided is at your own risk.

5.0 out of 5 stars Very tasty.

S. · June 1, 2025

These are very satisfying as a replacement for the usual snacks. Chocolate flavor tastes lightly malted - very good. One tab and I’m good for hours. I can see buying a lot more of these.

5.0 out of 5 stars If Whoppers were good for you

B. · March 2, 2025

That’s what these are. Low calorie, crunchy, milky cocoa vitamin tablets. Awesome.

4.0 out of 5 stars Haven't tried yet

K. · April 13, 2023

I can't give a full 5 star review as I have not needed to try these yet. But it is an excellent product to have for emergencies and is a good price. It has a long shelf life also. Stocking up whenever possible. Hopefully I won't be in the predicament where I need these, but you never know.

5.0 out of 5 stars Actually great tasting product!

d. · June 23, 2022

I'm very impressed by what they were able to cram inside a small chewable tablet. According to the manufacturer, 12 tablets are good for 24 hours worth of nutrients. Realistically you won't be eating 12 of these per day unless you truly have no access to any other kind of food. In a true emergency or survival situation, 12 of these will do the trick. The flavor is surprisingly good! The tablets are slightly chocolatey, but there's no powdery or medicinal aftertaste. It's almost malty or like an astronaut ice cream type thing. Overall, highly recommended product, especially as a backup or for emergencies. As of June 2022, the price seems to be increasing, so definitely jump on this soon, especially if you're a prepper.

5.0 out of 5 stars Energy, focus, mood uplifter

R.M. · June 4, 2022

I happened to get these on a day I was feeling really really low. Lousy and tired. I followed the instructions taking 1 an hour and I also drink 1L water with a flavor additive that has potassium in it as well. Honesty I feel better than I have all month. I am getting my tonsils out next month so I'm not really going to be able to eat much of anything for about 2 weeks. Hoping to use these as a meal replacement, it'll be the greatest way to experiment with these as well. Overall I would recommend

5.0 out of 5 stars Taste very good

J. · April 12, 2024

Inboxed one pack and shared with friends, they all expressed taste very good!

3.0 out of 5 stars Expensive but edible

G.F. · February 7, 2024

Tasty and don't dry the mouth. Not very nutritious or filling.

Not chewy

M.N.F. · July 14, 2024

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