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New cow...

Ray makes the move. Jane feels the rush. Ray says the L-word. Jane breaks her lease. Then suddenly, inexplicably, he dumps her. Just. Like. That.

...old cow.

Now black is the only color in Jane's closet and Kleenex is clinging to her nose. Why did it happen? How could it have happened?

Moo.

Jane is going to get an answer. Not from Ray. Not from her best friends, David and Joan. But from an astounding new discovery of her own: The Old-Cow-New-Cow theory.

Forced to move into the apartment of a womanizing alpha male named Eddie, Jane is seeing the world of men and women in a brilliant new light. And when she takes her Old-Cow-New-Cow theory public, it will change her career and her whole life. Unless, of course, she's got it all wrong....

Editorial Reviews

Review

"Girl meets boy, boy dumps girl ... Zigman siphons off the tears and the curses and by alchemy converts them into laughter."
People

"Clever, engaging...continually amusing."
The Washington Post

"Wit, wisdom, and a sure comic voice...this is great fun,a dog-eared hoot."
The Philadelphia Inquirer

From the Inside Flap

w...

Ray makes the move. Jane feels the rush. Ray says the L-word. Jane breaks her lease. Then suddenly, inexplicably, he dumps her. Just. Like. That.

...old cow.

Now black is the only color in Jane's closet and Kleenex is clinging to her nose. Why did it happen? How could it have happened?

Moo.

Jane is going to get an answer. Not from Ray. Not from her best friends, David and Joan. But from an astounding new discovery of her own: The Old-Cow-New-Cow theory.

Forced to move into the apartment of a womanizing alpha male named Eddie, Jane is seeing the world of men and women in a brilliant new light. And when she takes her Old-Cow-New-Cow theory public, it will change her career and her whole life. Unless, of course, she's got it all wrong....

Review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Come here come here come here go away

P. · August 11, 2006

(function() { P.when('cr-A', 'ready').execute(function(A) { if(typeof A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel === 'function') { A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel('review_text_read_more', 'Read more of this review', 'Read less of this review'); } }); })(); .review-text-read-more-expander:focus-visible { outline: 2px solid #2162a1; outline-offset: 2px; border-radius: 5px; } Jane Goodall (no, not that Jane Goodall) writes from the perspective of a woman who has been through the "Come here come here come here go away" relationship. You know this one. He pursues you. He wants you. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound to be with you. And the second he thinks you might have fallen for him, he disappears.I'd managed to get through most of my life without this particular experience befalling me, and then it hit me twice in one year. Yes, that's right. I was adored and pursued and enpedestaled and ravished and beloved and dumped like this twice in one calender year, and my pain was matched only by my open-mouthed amazement. What's more amazing, I didn't take a rifle to the top of a belltower and start picking off men, cackling between shots, shouting, "Here's another one of you flower-sending bastids gone from the face of the Earth!" BAM! "Straight to Hades with you and your love poems!" BAM!No, I did many things, including obsess, complain, write overemotional tripe, and stew. And obsess. Did I mention how I obsessed?Well, Jane Goodall does all that and more. She becomes obsessed with evolutionary biology and animal behavioral theory, and she discusses the relationship through the filter of these theories. Eventually, when her own failed relationship runs out of juice to squeeze, she turns to the study of her roommate, Eddie, who is a prime example of the non-committing man.Eddie is relentlessly pursuing underwear model after society girl in an attempt to get over Rebecca, the one woman who dumped him. We all know that men want what they can't have so much more than what they can, and in Eddie's head, Rebecca has moved from the reality of "real nice gal but not the one for me" into the "perfect, unattainable love object" because she won't have him back. Well, she did take him back once. Those of us who have been through this know that he probably pushed her away in the first place, only to become obsessive and relentless, promising everything to her if she will just give him one more chance, so she did, and then he pushed her away again. He has so much hope, and so much anger (he considers the fact that Rebecca has seen another man during the time whey were broken up an "infidelity" on her part). Since Rebecca is smart, she won't give him a second chance, and since Eddie is a man, he will always want her because she won't have him, and as a result, he inflicts untold damage on other female hearts.Jane analyzes Eddie like he's on a slide. This is hilarious. Even more hilarious is Jane's consideration of her own behavior. Most of it is done in terms of "the Coolidge Syndrome," or what she calls, "Old Cow/New Cow" theory. The theory is that The Bored Bull wants a New Cow. He is tired of the Old Cow. But every Old Cow was once a New Cow... and the New Cows ignore or forget this. It's way funnier than I make it sound. "In the metamorphosis from Cow to New Cow, the Current-Cow sob story is an important phase." Her short chapter on the celebratory mooing of the New Cow made me laugh until I cried.But what makes the book work is that under her obsession, and her cleverness, and all this fascinating theory, are passages like these:Later, I would come to view that scene as the final peak in a series of peaks--the benchmark peak, the peak that would soon become the crest of the wave over which I would float, then fall all the way to the bottom of the ocean. Had I known that standing by the window would be his last good moment, I would have done something to mark it: I would have told him that the breath of relief I'd exhaled the night he told me he loved me came from a well of loneliness and sadness so deep and so hidden and so constant that no one else before him had ever reached it, taken the edge off its pain. That his empathy and tenderness had unearthed it--my nameless, silent grief--and that was why I had felt so inexplicably connected to him.And that, folks, is why I love this book, and want you all to read it. Not because of the parts that had me setting the book down on my chest and hooting. Not for the caustic application of evolutionary biology to modern relationships. But for that portrait of loneliness, and the way it resonates.Good stuff here. Hopeful. Hilarious. WHat more can you ask for in a book?

4.0 out of 5 stars The book is much better...

P. · November 7, 2002

I really liked the movie, mainly because of Hugh Jackman. However the movie was made a little too a la Hollywood cookie cutter romantic comedy ending. The book has a much better ending and all of the zany nonsense makes more sense. The writer has a way of getting you hooked into the story at the very beginning and keeping you interested until the very end. The people are more real, like someone you might actually know and can identify with. It was fun, light read. Great for dreary winter weekends.

3.0 out of 5 stars The one time that the movie was better than the book

N.N. · August 13, 2015

The one time that the movie was better than the book; though it ends up with Jane finding out what she needs to know about herself and ends up happy alone. Yes, it's cliché for Jane to find the love of her life but that's how the movie ends. Let's give this a happy ending vs. the lukewarm passion presented in the book

2.0 out of 5 stars amusing premise with little depth

E. · May 16, 2008

Having seen the movie well in advance of reading the book, I will admit that my opinion of the book is slightly skewed. While I enjoyed the humor of the beginning, the book began to lose my attention when it became clear that the characters were steadfastly refusing to develop. While Jane learns to cope with her grief over her doomed romance (which was obviously doomed from the get-go), she comes to no real enlightenment other than someone must surely be out there for her...a someone who never materializes and it seems Jane is still significantly unhappy, if successful, by the end of the book. Moreover, Eddie -- who the reader feels must have been brought in for some greater purpose other than to serve as Jane's inadvertent research subject -- does not, in fact, do much of anything other than continue to womanize and drown himself in liquor over a woman who isn't coming back. Nothing significant happens by the end of the book, leaving it at best a quick read with little to take from. Well, perhaps this much was taken from reading Animal Husbandry: don't get into a relationship with a person who's already in a relationship. Seems like basic romance fundamentals 101, but apparently no one clued Jane in on that one.

5.0 out of 5 stars Best Break Book Ever!

p. · March 22, 2018

This is truly a hilarious and clever book. The writer's metaphors are spot on . If you or a woman friend have recently been dumped etc etc , this book will make you laugh amidst your pain.

1.0 out of 5 stars Tired premise, not very compelling

L. · January 1, 2012

I generally love chick lit, but this was the worst book I've read in a long time. It was so bad, it made me angry.So this woman Jane gets dumped by her boyfriend and comes up with this amazing GROUNDBREAKING theory. Get ready for it: Men are attracted to new, younger women. Are you shocked? If someone came up with this incredible, novel theory, would you pay them to write a SHOCKING column about it? And this is such a revelation that you'd have to use a pseudonym because there would be an outcry if a woman were discovered for saying that men who have been with the same woman for a long period of time might be interested in a new women.Maybe I just read the copyright date on this book wrong. Maybe it was written in 1825, when something like this might be a new idea.To make matters worse, nothing else happens in this book beyond developing this shocking new theory. Jane spends most of the book whining about being dumped and never moves on, meets anyone new, or develops her character in any way. I am baffled that this book did so well.

5.0 out of 5 stars Fresh and Funny

A.R.a.L. · November 10, 2011

A different, funny take on relationships - enjoyable! If you date, you have to read this. If you've ever dated, you should read this. If you have friends who date, they must read this.

4.0 out of 5 stars I liked it.

c. · December 28, 2018

I liked it.

I like it!

オ. · August 8, 2008

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Animal Husbandry - Laura Zigman

L.J.B. · August 20, 2008

Iv`e read this book 3 times.It`s funny, Clever witted, and a must read for any woman wishing to try to understand the male species & why we get dumped! lol.There is a movie based on this book called " somone like you "I enjoyed the book so much better and i would recommend that if interested, then read the book fist. Don`t let the movie ruin lauras great penmanship!!

Below par!

A. · January 29, 2018

What an effort it took to finish this book. And I am sorry to say this guys but the movie is better. The book fails to make the reader continue reading. Also, it lacks humour and too much of jargon makes it dull.

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Description:

New cow...

Ray makes the move. Jane feels the rush. Ray says the L-word. Jane breaks her lease. Then suddenly, inexplicably, he dumps her. Just. Like. That.

...old cow.

Now black is the only color in Jane's closet and Kleenex is clinging to her nose. Why did it happen? How could it have happened?

Moo.

Jane is going to get an answer. Not from Ray. Not from her best friends, David and Joan. But from an astounding new discovery of her own: The Old-Cow-New-Cow theory.

Forced to move into the apartment of a womanizing alpha male named Eddie, Jane is seeing the world of men and women in a brilliant new light. And when she takes her Old-Cow-New-Cow theory public, it will change her career and her whole life. Unless, of course, she's got it all wrong....

Editorial Reviews

Review

"Girl meets boy, boy dumps girl ... Zigman siphons off the tears and the curses and by alchemy converts them into laughter."
People

"Clever, engaging...continually amusing."
The Washington Post

"Wit, wisdom, and a sure comic voice...this is great fun,a dog-eared hoot."
The Philadelphia Inquirer

From the Inside Flap

w...

Ray makes the move. Jane feels the rush. Ray says the L-word. Jane breaks her lease. Then suddenly, inexplicably, he dumps her. Just. Like. That.

...old cow.

Now black is the only color in Jane's closet and Kleenex is clinging to her nose. Why did it happen? How could it have happened?

Moo.

Jane is going to get an answer. Not from Ray. Not from her best friends, David and Joan. But from an astounding new discovery of her own: The Old-Cow-New-Cow theory.

Forced to move into the apartment of a womanizing alpha male named Eddie, Jane is seeing the world of men and women in a brilliant new light. And when she takes her Old-Cow-New-Cow theory public, it will change her career and her whole life. Unless, of course, she's got it all wrong....

Review:

5.0 out of 5 stars Come here come here come here go away

P. · August 11, 2006

(function() { P.when('cr-A', 'ready').execute(function(A) { if(typeof A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel === 'function') { A.toggleExpanderAriaLabel('review_text_read_more', 'Read more of this review', 'Read less of this review'); } }); })(); .review-text-read-more-expander:focus-visible { outline: 2px solid #2162a1; outline-offset: 2px; border-radius: 5px; } Jane Goodall (no, not that Jane Goodall) writes from the perspective of a woman who has been through the "Come here come here come here go away" relationship. You know this one. He pursues you. He wants you. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound to be with you. And the second he thinks you might have fallen for him, he disappears.I'd managed to get through most of my life without this particular experience befalling me, and then it hit me twice in one year. Yes, that's right. I was adored and pursued and enpedestaled and ravished and beloved and dumped like this twice in one calender year, and my pain was matched only by my open-mouthed amazement. What's more amazing, I didn't take a rifle to the top of a belltower and start picking off men, cackling between shots, shouting, "Here's another one of you flower-sending bastids gone from the face of the Earth!" BAM! "Straight to Hades with you and your love poems!" BAM!No, I did many things, including obsess, complain, write overemotional tripe, and stew. And obsess. Did I mention how I obsessed?Well, Jane Goodall does all that and more. She becomes obsessed with evolutionary biology and animal behavioral theory, and she discusses the relationship through the filter of these theories. Eventually, when her own failed relationship runs out of juice to squeeze, she turns to the study of her roommate, Eddie, who is a prime example of the non-committing man.Eddie is relentlessly pursuing underwear model after society girl in an attempt to get over Rebecca, the one woman who dumped him. We all know that men want what they can't have so much more than what they can, and in Eddie's head, Rebecca has moved from the reality of "real nice gal but not the one for me" into the "perfect, unattainable love object" because she won't have him back. Well, she did take him back once. Those of us who have been through this know that he probably pushed her away in the first place, only to become obsessive and relentless, promising everything to her if she will just give him one more chance, so she did, and then he pushed her away again. He has so much hope, and so much anger (he considers the fact that Rebecca has seen another man during the time whey were broken up an "infidelity" on her part). Since Rebecca is smart, she won't give him a second chance, and since Eddie is a man, he will always want her because she won't have him, and as a result, he inflicts untold damage on other female hearts.Jane analyzes Eddie like he's on a slide. This is hilarious. Even more hilarious is Jane's consideration of her own behavior. Most of it is done in terms of "the Coolidge Syndrome," or what she calls, "Old Cow/New Cow" theory. The theory is that The Bored Bull wants a New Cow. He is tired of the Old Cow. But every Old Cow was once a New Cow... and the New Cows ignore or forget this. It's way funnier than I make it sound. "In the metamorphosis from Cow to New Cow, the Current-Cow sob story is an important phase." Her short chapter on the celebratory mooing of the New Cow made me laugh until I cried.But what makes the book work is that under her obsession, and her cleverness, and all this fascinating theory, are passages like these:Later, I would come to view that scene as the final peak in a series of peaks--the benchmark peak, the peak that would soon become the crest of the wave over which I would float, then fall all the way to the bottom of the ocean. Had I known that standing by the window would be his last good moment, I would have done something to mark it: I would have told him that the breath of relief I'd exhaled the night he told me he loved me came from a well of loneliness and sadness so deep and so hidden and so constant that no one else before him had ever reached it, taken the edge off its pain. That his empathy and tenderness had unearthed it--my nameless, silent grief--and that was why I had felt so inexplicably connected to him.And that, folks, is why I love this book, and want you all to read it. Not because of the parts that had me setting the book down on my chest and hooting. Not for the caustic application of evolutionary biology to modern relationships. But for that portrait of loneliness, and the way it resonates.Good stuff here. Hopeful. Hilarious. WHat more can you ask for in a book?

4.0 out of 5 stars The book is much better...

P. · November 7, 2002

I really liked the movie, mainly because of Hugh Jackman. However the movie was made a little too a la Hollywood cookie cutter romantic comedy ending. The book has a much better ending and all of the zany nonsense makes more sense. The writer has a way of getting you hooked into the story at the very beginning and keeping you interested until the very end. The people are more real, like someone you might actually know and can identify with. It was fun, light read. Great for dreary winter weekends.

3.0 out of 5 stars The one time that the movie was better than the book

N.N. · August 13, 2015

The one time that the movie was better than the book; though it ends up with Jane finding out what she needs to know about herself and ends up happy alone. Yes, it's cliché for Jane to find the love of her life but that's how the movie ends. Let's give this a happy ending vs. the lukewarm passion presented in the book

2.0 out of 5 stars amusing premise with little depth

E. · May 16, 2008

Having seen the movie well in advance of reading the book, I will admit that my opinion of the book is slightly skewed. While I enjoyed the humor of the beginning, the book began to lose my attention when it became clear that the characters were steadfastly refusing to develop. While Jane learns to cope with her grief over her doomed romance (which was obviously doomed from the get-go), she comes to no real enlightenment other than someone must surely be out there for her...a someone who never materializes and it seems Jane is still significantly unhappy, if successful, by the end of the book. Moreover, Eddie -- who the reader feels must have been brought in for some greater purpose other than to serve as Jane's inadvertent research subject -- does not, in fact, do much of anything other than continue to womanize and drown himself in liquor over a woman who isn't coming back. Nothing significant happens by the end of the book, leaving it at best a quick read with little to take from. Well, perhaps this much was taken from reading Animal Husbandry: don't get into a relationship with a person who's already in a relationship. Seems like basic romance fundamentals 101, but apparently no one clued Jane in on that one.

5.0 out of 5 stars Best Break Book Ever!

p. · March 22, 2018

This is truly a hilarious and clever book. The writer's metaphors are spot on . If you or a woman friend have recently been dumped etc etc , this book will make you laugh amidst your pain.

1.0 out of 5 stars Tired premise, not very compelling

L. · January 1, 2012

I generally love chick lit, but this was the worst book I've read in a long time. It was so bad, it made me angry.So this woman Jane gets dumped by her boyfriend and comes up with this amazing GROUNDBREAKING theory. Get ready for it: Men are attracted to new, younger women. Are you shocked? If someone came up with this incredible, novel theory, would you pay them to write a SHOCKING column about it? And this is such a revelation that you'd have to use a pseudonym because there would be an outcry if a woman were discovered for saying that men who have been with the same woman for a long period of time might be interested in a new women.Maybe I just read the copyright date on this book wrong. Maybe it was written in 1825, when something like this might be a new idea.To make matters worse, nothing else happens in this book beyond developing this shocking new theory. Jane spends most of the book whining about being dumped and never moves on, meets anyone new, or develops her character in any way. I am baffled that this book did so well.

5.0 out of 5 stars Fresh and Funny

A.R.a.L. · November 10, 2011

A different, funny take on relationships - enjoyable! If you date, you have to read this. If you've ever dated, you should read this. If you have friends who date, they must read this.

4.0 out of 5 stars I liked it.

c. · December 28, 2018

I liked it.

I like it!

オ. · August 8, 2008

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Animal Husbandry - Laura Zigman

L.J.B. · August 20, 2008

Iv`e read this book 3 times.It`s funny, Clever witted, and a must read for any woman wishing to try to understand the male species & why we get dumped! lol.There is a movie based on this book called " somone like you "I enjoyed the book so much better and i would recommend that if interested, then read the book fist. Don`t let the movie ruin lauras great penmanship!!

Below par!

A. · January 29, 2018

What an effort it took to finish this book. And I am sorry to say this guys but the movie is better. The book fails to make the reader continue reading. Also, it lacks humour and too much of jargon makes it dull.

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